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Honestly, I dont even know.
Iliana. Animal Lover. Out and proud.
"When they break your heart
And when they cause your soul to mourn, remember what I said, "Boy, you was Battle Born" -The Killers

smokist:

i have been waiting for this photo for years

smokist:

i have been waiting for this photo for years

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

solluxxander:

clamjob:

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

solluxxander:

clamjob:

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

Some here might not know who this incredible man is. The author of “One Hundred Years of Solitude” and “Love in the Time of Cholera”, his works are considered by many to be masterpieces. An influential, inspirational literary pioneer, rest in piece Gabriel “Gabo” Garcia Marquez, may your works continue to touch the hearts of the those who venture to turn the pages of one of your glorious novels.

Some here might not know who this incredible man is. The author of “One Hundred Years of Solitude” and “Love in the Time of Cholera”, his works are considered by many to be masterpieces. An influential, inspirational literary pioneer, rest in piece Gabriel “Gabo” Garcia Marquez, may your works continue to touch the hearts of the those who venture to turn the pages of one of your glorious novels.

thirdeyesviews:

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad


Is this Coachella?

thirdeyesviews:

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad

Is this Coachella?

asgarding:

guYS I UNWRAPPED A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AND I CNAT BREATHE “MOISTURIZE ME”

asgarding:

guYS I UNWRAPPED A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AND I CNAT BREATHE
“MOISTURIZE ME”

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

procaine:

  • soft hair 
  • soft skin 
  • general softness 
  • boobs 
  • i can share clothes with my girlfriend
  • they look cute when they sleep
  • they are good cuddlers
  • and when you cuddle your bodies fit perfectly together
  • the way they kiss
  • they always smell nice 
  • i can play with her hair 
  • makeup!!
  • they write the best love letters
  • they tend to be more understanding
  • their eyes 
  • they’re cute when they get mad 
  • and even more beautiful when they cry
  • yep
  • dsjdslkajdlks 
  • i just love girls 
  • bye

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me:
me:
me:
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR

thelesbianperks:

feministrampage:

There was this skinhead that was harrasing her, and she just walked right up to him and said: “I’m more of a man that you’ll ever be. And more of a woman that you’ll ever get.”

NO I CANT. THE FEELS NOOOOO

Stopppppp 😭